Here ye citizens of the pepper kingdom! I am on my death bed now and I must write this proclamation...
Peasants rejoice!
The Hot Sauce Kings have crafted two new flavors for you to experience at Side Project Society today. The first is our own Midday Scorcher, a Mango Scorpion Pepper sauce you will love. The second is a Blood Moon Relish which will go into production soon. Both flavors are made with heat and care. You can purcahse the Midday Scorcher for a limited time. Buy it below.
8 Ounce Midday Sauce
$20.00Less of a sauce and more of a molten challenge. Made from a frankly irresponsible number of Habaneros, this potion is balanced with the sweetness of mangoes, yellow tomatoes, and coconut water. It is used more as a weapon than a condiment. A taste of this potion imbues a warrior with unnatural toughness and a vague sense of superiority, making them immune to insults and minor stab wounds. Ingredients: Tomatoes, Mangoes, Habanero Peppers, Lime Juice, Coconut Water, Apple Cider Vinegar, Onion, Garlic, Brown Sugar, Salt
