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Traveler, the political climate of the Pepper Kingdom is volatile, but your pantry need not be. Whether you are a loyalist to a specific crown, a wild adventurer, or a hunter of beasts, we have a dispatch ready for you.

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Onion Knight and Loin of Beef in Action-min

🛡️ TIER 1: THE KINGDOM LOYALIST ($20/mo)

Best For: The Creature of Habit.
The Deal: One bottle of your chosen Kingdom’s Royal Sauce delivered every month.
The Cost: $20/Month (Free Shipping).
Choose your banner wisely. You will receive this specific sauce every month until you cancel or defect to a rival kingdom.

Sunrise KingSUNRISE SAUCE (The Sunrise Kingdom) The Potion of Optimism. Ruled by King Ricardo. A vibrant orange blend of Habaneros, pineapple, and carrots. It is said that a single drop helps one successfully haggle the price of the moon and enjoy breakfast tacos on a spiritual level. Includes: 1 Bottle of Sunrise Sauce.

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Sunset KingSUNSET SAUCE (The Sunset Kingdom)
The Potion of Clarity. Ruled by King Julio. A deep red sauce made from potent red Habaneros, enough garlic to kill a vampire, and the actual tears of lemons and limes. Best consumed during quiet moments of reflection or to perfectly season a steak. Includes: 1 Bottle of Sunset Sauce.
 
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Midday QueenMIDDAY SAUCE (The Midday Kingdom)
The Potion of Strength. Ruled by Queen Anna. Less of a sauce and more of a molten challenge. Balanced with the sweetness of mangoes and coconut water, this potion imbues the warrior with unnatural toughness and a vague sense of superiority. Includes: 1 Bottle of Midday Sauce.
 
Midnight KingMIDNIGHT SAUCE (The Midnight Kingdom
The Potion of Secrets. Ruled by King Victor. A dark, complex brew of black plums, ginger, and a dash of suspiciously savory soy sauce. Sharpens the senses and clouds the minds of enemies, allowing the user to find loopholes in contracts. Includes: 1 Bottle of Midnight Sauce.
 

🧭 TIER 2: THE EXPLORER’S GUILD ($25/mo)

Best For: The Super Fan & The Indecisive. The Deal: One Jar of ANY product (Sauce, Mustard, or Relish) + "The Goods" (Stickers, Samples, Lore Cards). The Cost: $25/Month (Free Shipping in Continental US).

Join the ranks of those who refuse to sit still. As an Explorer, you get access to the entire armory. Want Sunrise Sauce in July and Wolfsbane Relish in August? It is yours. You also receive "The Goods"—extra spoils of war such as stickers, recipe cards, or samples of Friar Frijole’s latest experimental batches.

⚠️ THE RULE OF THE RAVEN (Terms of Service)

To claim your specific jar, you must send an email (or reply to our reminder) by the 5th of every month.

If you stay silent, we pick for you. It might be sauce. It might be mustard. It will be delicious, but it will be random. Consider this the price of spontaneity.

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Friar Frijole Coming back from Sunrise Keep
General Habanero on the Hunt

🏹 TIER 3: THE "ON THE HUNT" BUNDLE ($30/mo)

Best For: The Value Hunter (2 Jars!). The Deal: 1 Jar of Kingdom Mustard + 1 Jar of Wolfsbane Relish. The Cost: $30/Month (Free Shipping in Continental US).

The realm is dangerous, and one must be prepared for beasts of all kinds. This package bundles the provisions of our greatest hunters for a massive discount.

  • Item 1: General Habanero’s Kingdom Mustard. Currently used by the General (King Eduardo's half-brother) to maintain morale while hunting carnivorous dinosaurs in the African Rainforest. A sharp English-Spanish blend capable of startling a raptor.

  • Item 2: Wolfsbane Relish. Concocted by Sir Reginald and Friar Frijole to repel the "Ware Wolves" (predatory capitalists) and "Aware Wolves" (spiritualists). A crunchy, tangy cabbage and habanero shield against blandness.

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👑 TIER 4: THE ROYAL TRIBUTE ($50/mo)

Best For: The Ruler, The Power Player, The Investor. The Deal: 3 Full-Size Jars + 1 "Test Kitchen" Sample + Official Title + 10 Acres of Digital Land. The Cost: $50/Month (Free Shipping in Continental US).

Ascend the ranks of the Peerage. This tier is for those who wish to move beyond mere consumption and step into the aristocracy of the Pepper Kingdom. You secure the title, the status, the land, and a massive monthly supply drop.

🏆 THE NOBLE ESTATE (Granted Immediately)

  • Official Title: You shall be formally recognized as a High Lord or High Lady of your chosen Kingdom.

  • The Land Grant: You receive a deed for 10 Acres of Digital Land within the realm. Your claim is recorded in the Royal Registry.

  • The Certificate: A digital decree signed by the Monarch will be issued to your name.

  • Priority Investment Rights: When additional Digital Lands of the Realm go up for sale, High Lords and Ladies will have the first right of refusal to expand their territory.

📦 THE MONTHLY BOUNTY (Your Loot) Every month, your status guarantees the delivery of:

  1. The Royal Selection (3 Full Jars): We send you a curated mix of 3 bottles. (Example: Sunrise, Sunset, and Relish). Note: You may request specific provisions via email.

  2. The "Test Kitchen" Vial: A 2oz vial of Friar Frijole’s latest experiment. You taste the future before the commoners even know it exists.

  3. The Lore Dispatch: A sealed letter with news from the front lines, gossip from the court, or secrets about the realm.

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