The Royal Land Registry

• The Midday Counties (6 Lots Left!): ⚠️ RESERVED FOR FOUNDING INVESTORS
• Surrounding Midday Keep. For those who value strength, fire, and monkeys.

• The Sunrise Counties (10 Lots): AVAILABLE

• Rolling golden hills near the market. For those who value optimism and commerce.

• The Sunset Counties (10 Lots): AVAILABLE

• Fertile, damp valleys. For those who value deep thoughts and pickling.

THE NOBLE PERKS:

• The Grand Deed: A physical and digital certificate of ownership suitable for framing.
• The Title: You may legally (in this kingdom) refer to yourself as Count or Countess on all correspondence.
• The Right of Fortification: Permission to imagine a fortress on your land.
• The Right of the Coronet: Your coat of arms shall bear the Official Coronet of the Court, signifying your rank above the common gentry.
• The Royal Vacation Attire: A custom-designed Hawaiian Shirt in your specific Kingdom’s colors (Sunrise Orange, Sunset Red, or Midday Gold). Perfect for diplomatic missions or casual Fridays.
• The Kingdom’s Chalice: A premium Etched Glass Mug featuring the Hot Sauce Kings crest. Suitable for ale, mead, or responsibly consumed water.
• The Ceremonial Regalia (Gold Tier): An Official Gold-Foil Cardstock Coronet (Assembly Required). Modeled after the "Fast Food Monarchs" of the Old World, this paper crown signals to all that you are royalty, even if you are just eating a sandwich.

The Baronies are the engine of the Kingdom. These 100-acre estates are large enough to govern, but small enough to manage without a standing army. Every Barony comes with a ceremonial "Royal Duty" generated by the Crown.

THE BARONIAL PERKS:

• The Baronial Deed: a physical and digital deed signed by the Monarch of your chosen region.
• The Title: "Baron" or "Baroness" added to your customer profile.
• The Goods: A 10% Lifetime Discount on all sauces from your specific Kingdom.
• The Kingdom’s Chalice: A premium Etched Glass Mug featuring the Hot Sauce Kings crest. Suitable for ale, mead, or responsibly consumed water.
• The Standard Issue Tunic: A high-quality Hot Sauce Kings T-Shirt. Wear it into battle (or to the grocery store) to display your allegiance.
  
• The Ceremonial Regalia (Silver Tier): An Official Silver Cardstock Circlet (Assembly Required). A dignified paper ring to wear upon your brow while overseeing your estate or doing your taxes.
  

• Sample Duties:

• Baron of Jester Auditions (Sunrise)
• Baroness of Jar Lids (Sunset)
• Baron of Shin Guards (Midday)

• CHOOSE YOUR ORDER:

  • The Order of the Golden Frog (Sunrise): For the optimistic.
  • The Order of the Weeping Bulb (Sunset): For the contemplative.
  • The Order of the Burning Sun (Midday): For the brave.

  THE KNIGHT'S PERKS:

  • The Knight's Scroll: A physical and digital deed confirming your 10-acre plot.
  • The Title: You are hereby dubbed Sir or Dame [Your Name].
  • The Honor: Your name entered into the "Book of Names" on the Royal Census page.
  • The Standard Issue Tunic: A high-quality Hot Sauce Kings T-Shirt. Wear it into battle (or to the grocery store) to display your allegiance.
  • The Battle Gear: An Official Paper Visor (Assembly Required). Protects your forehead from nothing, but looks incredibly gallant.