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THE PACT IS SEALED!

Huzzah! The Royal Treasury confirms your contribution.

 

WHAT HAPPENS NOW? ( The Logistics of the Realm )

1. The Scribes are Scribbling Your order has been etched into the Royal Ledger. You should receive a confirmation dispatch (email) within moments. If you do not see it, check your "Spam" dungeon—sometimes the goblins hide things there.

2. The Inspection Begins Steve, our paranoid Captain of the Guard, is currently inspecting your items to ensure they meet Kingdom safety standards.

  • Current Status: Steve is eyeing a bottle of Habanero sauce suspiciously.

3. The Departure Once approved, your bounty will be loaded onto Trabuco the Mule. Trabuco is reliable, though easily distracted by carrots. We expect your package to ship within 1-2 business days.

🛡️ VERIFY YOUR STANDING

Read the section below that pertains to your specific acquisition.

🌶️ FOR THE PROVISIONERS (Single Orders)

Status: Pantry Fortified. You have wisely chosen to restock your supplies. Whether you acquired the General’s "Expedition Strength" Mustard, the Wolfsbane Relish, or a simple bottle of Sunrise Sauce, your meals are no longer at risk of being boring.

  • Advisory: Please ensure you have adequate milk/bread/tissues on hand before opening your package.

🔄 FOR THE SUBSCRIBERS (Monthly Tributes)

Status: The Alliance is Formed. You have pledged allegiance to the Crown (or at least to your own appetite).

  • The Protocol: Your first shipment is being prepared now. Future shipments will be dispatched automatically.

  • The Promise: You never need to fear a bland meal again. We will keep the spice flowing until you tell us to stop (or until the dinosaurs in the Wildlands eat our supply lines).

👑 FOR THE LANDOWNERS (Deed Holders)

Status: Nobility Acquired. If you just purchased a Deed to the Realm, it is legally required* that you brag about it immediately.

  • [ ] I am now a Count/Countess. Bow before me.

  • [ ] I am a Baron/Baroness. Respect my authority.

  • [ ] I am a Knight. I have a sword (it's imaginary).

📣 DECLARE YOUR ALLEGIANCE

Do not eat in silence. Tell the world.

WHILE YOU WAIT...

Explore the Lore of Your New Home. The Pepper Kingdom is vast, dangerous, and full of weeping vegetables. Read up on the history before your package arrives.